Get Adobe Flash player

Terminator Salvation Movie Review — Film Pigs #41

McG. We don’t know what else to say. We could say, “Here’s a franchise picture that lives up to the original!” but that would be a lie. We thought it was lousy. And, yes, we know all experiences are subjective. But if you liked “Terminator Salvation” we think you’re an idiot.

Michael Bublé – Hollywood (OFFICIAL Video)

WMG Hollywood (Official Music Video) The Crazy Love Hollywood Edition featuring Michael’s new single is out now in stores and on iTunes here: wbr.fm

Indian Bollywood MV

www.myspace.com/heatmakerbeats funny music video from bollywood we luvv it ! enjoy

Walt Disney–What’s My Line

Walt Disney was the mystery guest on the 11 November 1956 episode of WML. At the end of this clip, Jerry Lewis makes a pitch for MDA.

Zombieland Movie Review — Film Pigs Vlog #45

Woody! Vomiting zombies! An amazing celebrity cameo! That cute chick from Superbad who sounds like she’s been smoking cigarettes for 20 years! The Film Pigs like another movie. This is getting embarrassing.

Russell Peters Indian Accent

Russell Peters, edited from the video – looking for paint? – cutting tension with the indian accent

Tarzan (Walt Disney)

An English couple and their child son escape a burning ship, ending up on land near uncharted rainforests off the coast of Africa. The couple craft themselves a treehouse from their ship’s wreckage, but are subsequently killed by Sabor, a rogue leopardess. Kala (Glenn Close), a gorilla whose own son was killed and eaten by the vicious leopardess, hears the cries of the orphaned child, and finds him in the ruined treehouse where the parents’ dead bodies lie in a dark corner. Kala takes an instant liking to the child. Kala is attacked by Sabor, who wishes to kill and eat the child, but Kala manages to get her tangled in the ropes holding the derelict rowboat, and they and the child escape.

The kindly Kala takes the child back to the gorilla troop to raise as her own, despite her mate Kerchak’s (Lance Henriksen) disapproval. Kala raises the human child, naming him Tarzan (Alex D. Linz as a young boy, Tony Goldwyn as a young adult). Though they befriends other gorillas in the troop and other animals, including the young female gorilla Terk (Rosie O’Donnell) and the paranoid male elephant Tantor (Wayne Knight), Tarzan finds himself unable to keep up with them, and takes great efforts to improve himself. As a young man, Tarzan can kill Sabor along with his crude spear and protect the troop, earning Kerchak’s reluctant respect.

The gorilla troop’s quiet life is interrupted by the arrival of a team of human explorers from England, consisting of Professor Porter (Nigel Hawthorne), his daughter Jane (Minnie Driver) and their hunter-guide Clayton (Brian Lucky). Jane is accidentally separated from the group and chased by a pack of baboons. Tarzan saves her from the baboons, and recognizes that they is the same as they is, a human. Jane leads Tarzan back to the explorers’ camp, where both Porter and Clayton take great interest in himâ the former in terms of scientific progress while the latter hoping to have Tarzan lead him to the gorillas so that they can capture them and return with them to England. Despite Kerchak’s warnings to be cautious of the humans, Tarzan continues to return to the camp and be taught by Porter, Clayton, and Jane to speak English and learn of the human world, and they and Jane start to fall in love. However, they are having a hard time convincing Tarzan to lead him to the gorillas, due to Tarzan’s fear for their safety from the threat of Kerchak. Continue reading

Lego Batman – Jokers Team-Up!

Batman was all prepared for his pottery class, but instead is forced to deal with two big problems. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: twitter.com BECOME A FAN ON FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com BUY PRODUCTS FROM THE STORE: www.cafepress.com

BloodRayne – Review Film Horror

Critics considered the biggest enemy as the lead project director of a film production. Through a review, a movie can easily be dropped, or praised to the skies by critics, through his writings in the media or the Internet. Everyone can basically become a critic or a reviewer, yet to become an objective assessment of business needs, deepening and more knowledge that can be obtained with a variety of ways.

Critics as a profession, of course, would be more difficult to influence other things that can interfere with their assessment although that possibility open. Fortunately, not needed a reliable reviewer to judge the works of gold named director Uwe Boll. BloodRayne is not an exception. Persistence of Germans who want the stamp as the king of the movies to-screen adaptation of the game is worth the width stretched three thumb.

Although The House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark destroyed either from the commercial side, let alone the quality, Boll still managed to find a partner willing to finance his films. What is more, he was still able to recruit actors and actresses who are relatively well known for his play in the film. Third thumb is given to him, who successfully persuaded each licensee the games are quite popular are willing to make adaptations by Boll. But Boll is not entirely bad. Especially for BloodRayne, he only released it in a limited world market as evidence of the lessons of past experiences.

The main character of this movie is Rayne (Loken), a half-vampire dressed in all leather. Throughout the film set in 18th-century Romania, he tried to hunt down her father, Kagan (Kingsley), the vampire king, who had killed his mother. Rayne received help from three members of the group of vampire hunters named Brimstone. Members and its leader is Vladimir (Madsen), while two colleagues were Sebastian (Davis) and Katarin (Rodriguez). Kagan is ambitious to become stronger, on the other hand requires three amulet that can only be obtained through the medium of the child. Rayne and three colleagues, was the only party that can prevent total domination Kagan.

Boll was not sure I wish to continue to make a movie adaptation of the famous game, judgments on his works would not be until the devastating as it is now. With the consistency of assessment of his films, despite continued appreciated the lowest rating, he may only be included in the category of films directed by second class only. Expense of the gamers, the most cruel cursed both in the case of Boll, by itself would be lost. Critics and audiences will understand and lower their assessment standards and expectations. He also will be freer working on the film, without a shadow haunted by sins of betrayal of trust has done to the game makers intended.

If Movies Were Real

BLOOPERS & DELETED SCENES: smosh.com OUR FACEBOOK: facebook.com What would happen if movies were real? smosh.com http facebook.com